i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
THE MOST ACCURATE GIFSET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Jenna Marbles describes the female tumblr world with complete accuracy.
should i be embarrassed to reblog this because im fuCKING NOT
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
If Belle never found the castle…
A thousand times reblog
Tale as old as time
Older than that guy
Beauty and Maurice
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