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sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

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mrpink627:

he is clinging onto every syllable 

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In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

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Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

urulokid:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

english lit majors don’t fuck around

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Source: best-of-memes

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

FEMINIST:  A person who believes in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes. 

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so-personal:

everything personal

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